This one from my Change Management instructor:"The Navy is pretty obsessed with safety. Incidentally, the guys on the nuclear submarines are pretty obsessed with safety too. " Maybe I just needed to laugh, but I thought it was pretty funny.
*Note: I'm not currently accepting freelance gigs--building Purpose Portfolio has me pretty much at capacity :) Thanks for your interest, and feel free to drop me a line if I can help find the right designer for your project. `sj